Rhymes with Orange [Suncoast Society] (Siren Publishing Sensations) Read online

  Todd’s cock had reinflated, apparently at the thought of being the first to tap Ned’s ass. “First load ever in there will belong to me,” Todd said as he pressed the head of it against Ned’s hole.

  “I want him looking at me, Dani,” Todd hoarsely said, staring down at the man.

  Dani watched Todd’s face and knew there was more than just lust painted there. Propped on her side, she reached between them, her focus also now on Ned as Todd’s cock breached him for the first time.

  “Fuck,” Ned gasped.

  “Mmm-hmm,” Todd whispered. “Yeah, that’s fucking good. Keep stroking him, baby.”

  “You can get the first round of swats out of the way once you’re balls-deep inside him,” Dani teased. “I’m thinking five rounds of six swats each.”

  “Fuck,” Todd muttered.

  Hunter turned Ned’s cock over to Dani’s hand as he got up to stand behind Todd. “I’ll keep track,” Hunter said. “Don’t worry.”

  Dani wondered if Hunter would have the heart to hit him full out when the first smack landed and Todd let out a yelp and practically fell on top of Ned.

  “Fuck!” He looked over his shoulder at Hunter. “Is that really how hard he hits you?”

  Hunter grinned and nodded. “He hits me harder.”

  “Shit, hold on. Don’t want to be accused of welching on this bet.” He braced his arms on the bed, Ned reaching around him to hold him in place while Dani’s hand was basically trapped between them and still wrapped around Ned’s cock. “Okay. Go ahead, and don’t pull any punches.” He leaned in and kissed Ned, then Dani.

  Hunter delivered the next five swats in quick succession. “How you doing?”

  Todd lifted his head. “Get the next round out of the way,” he groaned. “This fucking sadist is going to squeeze my cock off in his tight ass, he’s so excited.”

  “Damn straight,” Ned quipped. “My pets can take it. So can you.”

  “Fuck.”

  Hunter delivered the next round of six swats to Todd’s ass before Todd slowly started to fuck Ned. “I gotta say, man. I love Hunter, but this is a mighty fine piece of ass I’m tappin’ right now.”

  Dani tipped her head and peered up at him, clearing her throat.

  “I haven’t tapped your ass, darlin’. Yet,” he added, smiling. “I think on our joint honeymoon that Ned and I should get to double up on you.”

  “I promised Hunter he could fuck my ass first.”

  “Good. That’ll loosen it up for me.” He kissed her.

  “He’s talking too much,” she teased when he let her come up for air. “He needs another round, Hunter.”

  “Coming up.”

  Todd didn’t get himself braced in time, another yelp escaping him, along with a string of grumbled motherfuckers, goddammits, and son of a bitches.

  “Hey, only twelve more,” she said as he started fucking Ned again. “You’re doing great.” In her hand, Ned’s cock had twitched every time he heard the smack of the paddle against Todd’s flesh.

  Todd started moving again, adding some extra hip thrust at the bottom of every stroke and making Ned grunt.

  Dani couldn’t lie, it was fucking hot.

  She took turns kissing the two men, enjoying being a part of this, wishing she’d spoken up sooner.

  Only thing that would be better would be if Hunter was fucking her instead of manning the paddle.

  By the time Hunter got done delivering the last of the swats, Todd was definitely having a hard time processing the sensation. Sweat dripped off his brow as he had to catch his breath, his face contorted in a mix of pleasure and pain she knew all too well. She was slowly stroking Ned’s cock when Hunter climbed back onto the bed behind her, rolling her fully onto her front. Before she realized what his plan was, he had his cock fed into her pussy and was starting to fuck her.

  Todd held up a hand and they high-fived. “Eiffel Tower,” Todd joked.

  “You didn’t learn a damn thing just now, did you?” Ned teased.

  “No,” Dani said. “Because an Eiffel Tower is from both ends.”

  Ned held up a palm for a high-five from Hunter, and got it.

  “A spit-roast, dumbasses.”

  “I’d say challenge accepted,” Ned said, “Except there’s no room for your head in there in this position.”

  “Challenge accepted,” Todd said, scooting back toward the edge of the bed, dragging Ned with him, until Todd’s feet were on the floor and he had Ned’s legs in the air. “Have at it.”

  Ned grabbed her by the hair and guided her head to where her hand currently was.

  Being a good girl, she went, enjoying the moan Ned let out, echoed by Todd.

  “Fuck, baby,” Todd groaned. “His whole ass twitches when you do that. Keep it up.”

  She was aware of Hunter and Ned high-fiving each other. “Now it’s an Eiffel Tower,” Ned said. “Start fucking me like you mean it, Todd.”

  He did, shaking the whole bed, and Dani, and Hunter, who was also busy trying to time his movements with Todd’s. Ned reached under her and his fingers found her clit.

  “Good girl,” he said as she moaned around his cock. “Try to give us another one.”

  She sensed all three men now holding back, waiting on her. Just as she was about to lift her head and tell them not to wait on her, Todd reached down and stroked her hair while Hunter leaned forward and cupped both her breasts in his hands, playing with her nipples.

  Houston, we have ignition.

  And that triggered the chain reaction. Her pussy contracting around Hunter’s cock helped him make it over. Her moaning triggered Ned, who was now trying to hump his hips against her as he filled Dani’s mouth with his cum. That triggered Todd, who pounded his cock into Ned’s ass with a few final strokes, until he fell still.

  Hunter helped ease Dani onto her side. “I know something we’re going to need,” she said.

  “What?” all three of them asked.

  “A shower.”

  * * * *

  Hunter and Dani untangled first.

  “Go on,” Coop told them, starting up into Todd’s eyes. “We’ll be right there.”

  Hunter helped her out of bed and into the master bathroom, where Coop heard them get into the shower.

  Todd hadn’t moved, his softening cock still inside Coop’s ass. “We okay?” He lowered Coop’s legs.

  Coop crooked a finger at him to lean in, and Todd did. Coop cupped a hand behind Todd’s neck and sucked on his lower lip. “I think someone might like getting spanked more than they were letting on,” he said low enough the other two couldn’t hear.

  “That thing was miserable.”

  “Am I right?”

  Todd leaned in and sucked on Coop’s mouth. “I might let you spank me bare-handed from time to time,” he said. “Maybe while Dani or Hunter are sucking me, or I’m fucking them. Not with that goddamned thing.”

  Coop pulled Todd’s head down so he could whisper into his ear. “He went easy on you. And I felt your cock twitch every time that paddle landed.”

  “Yeah. It fucking hurt.”

  “Amazing thing, the human brain. Can be rewired to process pain as pleasure, and vice versa. Gonna have to experiment on my new hubby.” He nipped Todd’s earlobe and felt the man’s cock twitch inside his ass. “Even if it means I get one of them to help me do it while you’re fucking my ass.”

  “Fuuuck,” Todd whispered. He nuzzled the base of Coop’s throat and grazed his teeth across the man’s flesh. “What the fuck did I just sign up for?”

  Coop waited until Todd’s gaze was focused on his. “You signed up for life. If you can’t do that, don’t lead them on.”

  “Oh, you’re stuck with me for life, all right.” He grabbed Coop’s hands and pinned them over his head on the bed, thrusting his hips again. “Just remember that payback’s a bitch.” He smiled. “And so am I.”

  “My bitch.”

  “I’m not going drag for the wedding.”

  “W
e’ll see.”

  Todd arched an eyebrow at him. “I’m serious, Ned. I’m wearing a tux.”

  “I’m sure not wearing the dress.”

  “Hey, I proposed to you.”

  “Women’s lib.”

  “You—” He started laughing and then leaned in, kissing Coop. “You son of a bitch,” he lightly said. “You’re already inside my fucking head. Jerk.”

  “I think the word you were looking for was ‘sadist,’ but okay.”

  Todd sat up and carefully withdrew, then extended a hand to Coop and helped him up.

  “Hand me that paddle,” Coop told Todd.

  “I’m done with that paddle.”

  “Not for you, for Dani and Hunter.”

  “Why?”

  “Just one swat each,” Coop said, heading for the bathroom. “For making a side deal with each other about their wedding night without permission.”

  “You’re not going to overrule them, are you?”

  “Hell, no. I’ll help hold her down for him.”

  Todd snorted. “Maybe I’ll be holding you down on our wedding night.”

  “You got that backward, but okay. Challenge accepted.”

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Six weeks later, they were getting married at Tilly, Landry, and Cris’ new house they’d just built on five acres, not far from where Lucas, Leigh, and Nick lived.

  A whirlwind wedding had been put together, without Dani having to do anything except stand where she was told and try things on. Her parents and brother had arrived from New York the night before to be there for the ceremony.

  The doctors still didn’t have any definitive answers for her yet. She’d be wearing a holter monitor for a month after the honeymoon weekend was over to see if they could capture any cardiac events on it.

  Hunter had been calmer and more serene in the past six weeks than in the past months she’d known him. He’d be telling his father he was quitting after they got back from their honeymoon.

  Todd privately confided to her that it was the most peaceful he’d ever seen Hunter, including during college.

  Tilly looked at Abbey. “Hey, look at us. We’re now the normal ones.”

  Abbey smirked. “I wouldn’t go that far.”

  Mikayla fussed with Dani’s veil. “Do I really look okay?” Dani asked her.

  “Holy cow, you look gorgeous,” Mikayla said. “You’re a prettier bride than Ned is.”

  Tilly laughed. “I thought Todd was the bride?”

  “I think they’re still negotiating that part,” Abbey said, getting up and going over to the window to peek at the backyard. “There seems to be a discussion going on.”

  “Is that code for a male bride catfight is about to break out?” Mikayla asked. “Because I sooo want to see that.”

  “Naw,” Abbey said. “They’re too dull for that. And I actually think Hunter stepped in, found his balls, and settled it for them.”

  “Really?” the other women asked, turning.

  “Looks like it. Oh, Todd’s pouting.”

  “Bride,” the other women said in unison.

  “Probably.”

  “What’s the big deal?” Tilly asked. “I thought they’d sort of settled the ‘who’s on top’ question already?”

  “Not really,” Dani said. “They’re still fumbling around. Todd discovered he likes being in the driver’s seat sometimes, and Ned’s not exactly a full-time passenger. I don’t really know what this is that we have, except I love all three of the goofballs.”

  “Orange,” Tilly said.

  “Huh?”

  “It’s orange.”

  Abbey turned back to her. “Not sure we’re following you, there, sunshine.”

  “It’s like the word ‘orange.’ It’s unique. Nothing rhymes with orange. It stands out on its own, linguistically and as an image. That’s what you guys are together. I mean, Essie and her guys, they’re brothers, duh. And ew. They keep handsies to themselves. Several triads in our crazy little solar system. But you guys are kind of unique. You’re a quad, but you’re also two couples.”

  “More than that,” Abbey said, ticking them off on her fingers as she talked. “The obvious, Ned-Dani and Todd-Hunter. Then you have Dani-Hunter, Ned-Todd, Ned-Hunter, and Todd-Dani. Did I miss any?”

  “Good luck shipping all those combos with nicknames,” Tilly said. “You’ll have Dunter, Nodd, Tonter, Neni, Nunter, and Toni.”

  Dani thought about that for a moment. “Yeah,” she softly said. “I guess I am a couple with Todd, too. I love him. I mean, I love all three of them. Our ‘normal’ pairing is me and Ned, and then Todd and Hunter.”

  But lately, she’d found herself snuggling on the couch plenty of times with Hunter, or even with Todd, if Hunter and Ned were playing or otherwise occupied. Todd loved BBC America. Ned enjoyed many of the same books and music she did. Hunter understood her love for cartoons and anime and could recite plenty of the same lines with her.

  How many times had she fallen asleep in bed next to one man just to wake up next to a different one?

  Not that she was complaining about that.

  Because she wasn’t.

  The men were still trying to work out the logistics of a bigger bed. They were beginning to think about putting two queen beds together in the master bedroom, which would mean moving the other furniture out of the master bedroom and mounting the TV on the wall. For now, while the four of them could play in the king-sized bed, all four of them sleeping in it was challenging. One or two of them usually ended up drifting into the guest room and crashing there for the night.

  There was a knock on the bedroom door and her father stepped in. “Ready to start?”

  “Yeah.”

  The women filed out, hugging her, leaving her alone with her dad.

  “You sure this is what you want?”

  “Yeah, Dad. I love him.”

  Technically, not a lie…just an omission of the other two.

  “Not sure I understand the double wedding thing.”

  “Todd and Ned are family,” she said. “It’s what I wanted.”

  “Bride gets what bride wants.”

  Twenty minutes later, after Kel got some pictures of Dani with her family, they were in the backyard and heading toward where Loren was waiting to hitch them.

  Loren’s knowing smile threatened to send Dani into a giggle fit, but she somehow reined it in.

  But it was her three men standing there in identical tuxes that had her attention. Ned had already warned her that she’d be getting fucked in her wedding dress when they got home.

  And home was where they were going for their honeymoon.

  She stared up into Hunter’s eyes and couldn’t have told anyone what she said. She just repeated what Loren told her to say, and when Hunter kissed her, he slipped his hand behind her neck and held her when he kissed the crap out of her, stealing her breath and making her want the men to fuck her right there.

  Except it was a vanilla wedding, as far as those things went. Most of their friends in attendance were kinky but in vanilla mode. Not to mention all their family who was there.

  And then it was time for Ned and Todd to tie the knot.

  Dani, holding onto Hunter’s arm, watched with great amusement as the men said their vows and then Ned grabbed Todd and kissed him.

  Even more worth it, seeing the look on Hunter’s dad’s face when they did.

  After the reception, they were finally able to escape back home, where Hunter got to carry the bride over the threshold.

  Ned made Todd walk.

  Inside, with the door locked behind them, Todd started loosening his tie. “He carried her. You made me walk.” He sniffed. “You callous bastard.”

  “You’re heavy.”

  “Well, the bloom’s off that rose already, huh?”

  Ned grabbed him by his loosened tie, pulled him in, and kissed him. “If someone wants their ass fucked, they’d better get naked.”

  Then Ned turned and
scooped her up, dress and all, and carried her to the master bedroom. “Better not have panties on under there, pet,” he warned. “Or that’ll be five.”

  “No panties, Sir.”

  “Good girl.”

  “Hey, I didn’t get to kiss her yet,” Todd called from the living room.

  “Then move your ass.” He set her on her feet, staring down at her. “Because someone’s getting their ass fucked today.”

  It didn’t take them long to get stripped and have her riding Ned’s cock, with Hunter working his cock into her ass.

  Which wasn’t difficult, considering she’d been wearing a butt plug all morning.

  And Ned had the Hitachi ready to go.

  Todd stood back and waited until Hunter was in position so he could work his cock into Hunter’s ass.

  Ned kissed her. “Welcome to married life, baby.”

  “Thank you, Sir.”

  “Now hold your dress up like a good girl so I can use the Hitachi on you. Whose idea was this dang poofy dress, anyway?”

  “Yours, Sir.”

  “Oh, right.”

  The men had time in the weeks since Dani and Hunter’s little side deal to refine their plans for this wedding night celebration. Hunter still got to be the first of them to fuck her ass.

  Having both men inside her, filling and stretching her, felt amazing. They’d all been teasing her with talk about their plans ever since they’d started planning the wedding.

  This was the first of many things they planned to do to her—and each other—tonight.

  Hunter wrapped his arms around her and started nibbling on her neck. “Ready, baby?”

  “Yes!” she gasped, horny and hot and ready.

  They spent the night before teasing and edging her and not letting her come, to make sure they had her good and ready for this moment.

  Ned switched the Hitachi on and pressed it to her clit.

  Dani felt like sobbing with relief as the first orgasm slammed into her, the sensation of her body clamping down on both cocks so amazing she had no idea how she didn’t pass out.

  “That’s it, baby,” Hunter murmured in her ear. “Enjoy this, because once you’re done, we’re going to fuck and fill you.”